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wig-wag

The arm and falshing light at a raiway crossing.

"Oh shit, were not going to make it before the wig-wag goes down!!"

by Kyle Waters December 11, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.

Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wig Party

A party in which you and your group of peers help a friend who is going bald by covering his head in Double Sided Scotch Tape, and then you all proceed to shave your pubic hair onto the said friends tape-covered bald head, therefore giving him a new wig and a new lease on life.

"Wow man Tom is going bald, maybe we should help him out by giving him a wig party. I ain't shaved my pubis in months."

by Big Daddy Jones December 27, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

by mayonaise June 18, 2021


Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 13, 2012


Mini-Wig

Like a wigger but smaller, probably under 18, but still as stupid looking. Normally in baggy shirt, pants hanging off their ass, and listening to whatever next big gansta rap song they have no way of actually relating to, because, face it, you grew up in suburbia.

Guy A) It's getting harder and harder not to slap the shit out of these damn wiggers!

Guy B) Nope, don't do that... they're too young, friggin' mini-wigs!

by AJ(Xion) September 21, 2008


Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 February 22, 2012