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The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
When somebody goes outside during a skype call and jacks up everyone's headphones
Charlie: holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick u made so much ghetto wind
Max: WTF MAN
Marielle: sorry:(
GOD: REMEMBER KIDS #COVERUP
Baku, the capital of Azerbaijan that lies on the banks of the Caspian Sea, is also called the City of Winds.
The City of Winds (Azerbaijani: Küləklər şəhəri) is an unofficial, literary name for Baku, mainly because it is windy throughout most of the year. The name derives from the ancient Persian name of this locality: بادکوبه (Bādkube, lit. "pounding winds"). There are two winds common to Baku: cold and rough Khazri, and mild and gentle Gilavar. The former is associated with negativeness, while the latter is associated with goodness, forming an important chain in Azerbaijani mythology and beliefs that is related to the struggle of Good and Evil.
1. I have heard that Baku is also called the City of Winds.
2. Baku coastal city of sunshine, culture, entertainment and living history.
3. Ecologist predict windy weather in Baku on June 5.
The passing of gas by a little lady.
Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.
When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.
Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."
Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."
At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible
“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”
Impossible to catch
That girl is so wild and free, trying to date her is roping the wind.