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Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.
Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.
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The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated
"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.
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A frosty window starts off with you doing a drunk chick from behind, while your buddy hides in the closet. Real quickly you and your friend switch places so that the girl doesn't notice, and you sneak outside to the window facing into the room. You then wipe away the frost on the window and wave and smile at the girl.
Yo, did you hear about Calvin pulling a frosty window on that chick? She was all like AH LAH LAH LAH LAH !
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If you're reading this, please switch to GNU/Linux before microsoft turns you into a microsoft zombie
News Report: Windows 11 turns another person into a zombie, eating the brains of those who don't exclusively use Microsoft products
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It's Windows 8 but usable and actually good and gets even better with Windows 8.1 Update 1. The start button is back, there's now an all apps view on the start screen, search just searches (before it took you to a different screen, and you had to select what category you were searching in, now it's just a bar that shows up on the right side of the screen and searches everywhere by default), you can boot directly to desktop without going to start, you can use your desktop wallpaper on start, and much more plus more is still being added. You also get used to the metro interface and if you don't like it, Microsoft is adding the old start menu back in Windows 8.1 Update 2. However, it still feels like a beta and Windows 9 will probably be the next god-tier OS like Windows XP and 7, but it's a step in the right direction and feels like you're using a PC and not a tablet.
Windows 7 user: Windows 8 sucks
Windows 8 user: Yeah I want to downgrade to Windows 7
Windows 8.1 user: Why haven't either of you upgraded to 8.1 yet?
Linux user: Why are you guys still using Windows?
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A much user-friendlier and hardware supportive version of the Microsoft Windows NT family of Operating Systems. Windows 2000 while not officially declared as NT 5.0 is basically just Windows NT 5.0 with Plug and Play support, EFS, NTFS 5.0 and a host of other features that are not available in Windows NT 4.x.
Windows 2000 is the best microsoft operating system available right now.
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The thing I always cancel, yet seems to appear with a message when I shut down that says Windows Update "(not responding)"
Oh damn, windows update is not working again. Who Cares. "Would you like to send an error report?" Hell no!
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