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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
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1:30:41 is a time stamp in the movie Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, quoting
Kitty:“I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?”
Puss: “Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.”
Showing how one will use their one and only wish to spend their whole life with someone they care and love.
Person1: What is a quote you really relate to?
Person2: Puss In Boots: The Last Wish 1:30:41
Person1: What?
Person2: I would wish for a life with you
When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star
I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage
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1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.
A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.
Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.
Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*
Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?
Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...
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You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.
Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
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Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."
"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."
"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."
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I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.
Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK
Me: casually cries.
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