Random
Source Code
Random
An irrational human being that will over-analyze, over-react, and over-think what people will say and do.
Woman: based on my experiences and observations
131👍 496👎
1.Britney Spears song
2.Very ugly men who touch hippos
3.A person that has a obsession with crapping in their hand and throwing it at people with "brown" as a last name
1. Your a womanizer
2. People named Jack or Jill
3. *man craps in own hand and throws at miss Suzy Brown* "take that ho!"
"ohh u smell like crap Mr. Crinkle"
26👍 87👎
A woman is a human female with a vagina. This human being is something an incel will never acquire in their life, because they have no life, and therefore will never reproduce, because they are incapable of making life.
A woman is something that triggers an incel. Please never mention women, an incel’s defense is disliking this definition, because they’re triggered.
“I hate women, they all want chand with big dicks and good looks,” says the sexually frustrated incel, but in the inside he is thinking, “To beat a chad you must become a fag.”
“My mom is a woman,” said the incel, “I hate her now, but I cannot say it to her face or she’ll kick me out of her closet.”
5👍 11👎
Noun
Dishwasher; Someone who washes dishes
Verb
To suck a
Noun
Property; something to discard your rage on
Adjective
Bigger titted human without a dong
"Yo Adam where are your clean dishes?"
"I don't know dawg, I tried hitting it and it wouldn't turn on"
woman
4👍 8👎
a guy who plays the soft romantic, yet gangsta card, tells you sweet things, makes you think your such a catch...tells you he wants to be with you he's just scared but his heart just says..let's see where the road takes us. Since you won't have sex with him because he ain't makin no type commitment he finds the 1st most retarded reason to cut things off and turns into a monster. Next things you see, some hoochie rubbin her her coochie all up on his shit, grindin desperately at the club. Trick for real!
yea he's an army guy that Jay, but he's a womanizer
oh thats Jay he's a womianizer stay away
23👍 77👎
someone who always has to get someone else to do the work for them, and can't do anything by themselves.
someone who can't stand up for themselves. and has to get their 'friends' to step in for them.
someone who is eager to complain/get offended on someone elses behalf. this MAY be because the woman has a complaint, but the complaint has no reasonable basis. or because she wants to complain herself, but hasn't got the affront to admit it's her.
if they "like" you, they will do stuff for you. if they don't, they won't.
someone who doesn't realise that "male privilege", is people who do all the work, get the rewards.
Man: "I don't agree with that woman"
Woman: "he's being nasty to me, someone do something about it"
Man: "True statement about woman"
Woman: "I need all my 'friends' to tell me he isn't being honest and is just being a nasty person"
Woman: "I'd like to complain about 'this'"
Person: "Ok, what is wrong?"
Woman: "Someone else MIGHT be offended/have a problem with it"
Woman: " "my friend" has an opinion that there is a problem with it"
Woman: "all that male privilege"
Man: "male privilege...is having to listen to you. female privilege, is talking about male privilege"
15👍 46👎