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The act of inseminating a woman during sex. A creampie, especially a large creampie.
Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant
Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro
When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)
How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"
I,m warm womb,I,m screwed up,I,m no gay today...leaving me, you ,ll know!
Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day
- stop! You’re making a mess of everything
- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day
When you are so confused and cannot understand the millions of new genders that have been invented by attention seeking cunts that you decide to crawl back into your mothers stomach and identify as a womb both mentally and physically.
Person 1: Ben has come out as non-binapansexual. can you believe it!
Person 2: Fuck Ben I am going to become womb gender.
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"