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A weapon in call of duty zombies that has element 115 embedded in it
Dude I Just got a Wonder Weapon!
"Donald I can't feel anything arse u in my pussy yet? Honestly that 2mm wonder couldn't make a sexually deprived mouse with a tight pussy cum" ~ Melanie Trump
If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.
Sara: Put it in my ass
Darren: OK, if you say so
*sticks in*
*Pull out*
Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.
It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.
Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!
When the pussy is she good it grows a cape
"Her pussy was so good it was like a wonder vag"
A DC superhero who dresses like a pornstar. She fights crime wearing star-spangled panties, hooker boots and a massive amount of cleavage. This is probable a tacktick to distract her opponents and give them a boner so that they are jailed for being rapists.
She has probable been raped many times, off screen, whenever she is captured by the evil bad guy she is faceing, who would definitely rape her to death if they had the chance.
Guy 1: "Is it a bird, is it a plain, no it's... Super hooker!"
Guy 2: "that's not a hooker, that's Wonder Woman."
Guy 1:"yeah, but wouldn't you like a piece of dat ass?"
Guy 3: "I'd love to shove a metal pole up that bitch's ass and make her my sex slave myself"
*Uncomfortable silence*
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