Sex Worker

Term used by girls who can't admit to themselves that they're a prostitute. Usually uttered by those flashing their clunge for $4.99 on certain websites.

I run my own business online as a sex worker.

2👍 2👎

Walmart worker

A very lazy person

Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass

asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

Worker

A person who work.

A: "Flipping burgers doesn't make you a 'worker'."

B: "No wonder my boss don't pay me."

innocential worker

An innocent and essential employee, placed at serious risk of viral infection in their workplace.

Customers refused to wear masks, citing their 'freedom', unconcerned with the lives of the innocential workers who had no choice but to serve them.

hardly worker

Someone who works hardly compared to someone who works hard

BIG OH is a hardly worker. He didnt get any of his work done.

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”