Rural Dictionary

Xbox 360

A piece of shit. They have the word 360 in the title of the console because you will be lucky if it lasts that many days. Aslo a marketing sceme to get customers to buy multiple stacks of shit (xbox's), by using knowingly faulty components. Then charging you half the price you paid in the first place to get it fixed. Usually after repair, it takes the time you could have saved to buy a PS3, or a shotgun to shoot yourself in the face, for them to ship back to you. They commonly causes ones room to become filled with broken xbox's flashing red lights. Also used as a paperweight, a surface to wright on, as well as used to build the base for things such as houses and cars. Also an achievement for the world in defective marketing, as well as branding Microsoft as being thief's. Also the system that got Dawngaurd first, FUCK. But does anyone even have a working system to play it anymore? Doubtful. Once they break down, they usually cause the owned to become very angry, but still willing to buy a new one, with reasons they cant even tell you. Xbox 360's are common victims of but not limited to - Being throw out windows, getting shot at, getting ran over by cars, getting set on fire, ect. They also take advantage of the best technology since flushing toilets - the Kincet. Playing a Kincet game is like trying to itch your asshole with 2 broken arms. It requires more perfect conditions to run half properly then to create life.

Dickwad A - Yo bro you trying to play some Gears Of War?

Dickwad B - Nah man i cant, ive spent over 10,000 Dollars in Xbox 360's and still don't have a working one.

Dickwad A - Aw damn man what do you do with all of the broken ones?

Dickwad B - I need to throw them out, they are taking up all of the space in my room.

by Mr Jinglez July 28, 2012

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