yard sale

Old, dirty, and/or broken, discarded items ranging from bathroom shower curtain rings, to under-stuffed chairs with oily stains and animal hair, for sale. Items are displayed on blankets and folding tables inside of a garage, or on the driveway, and across the lawn. Common identifiers of a "yard sale" are lines of cars (old and new) parked with two wheels sinking into a neighbors' grass and women, usually in pairs, with big butts and wiggly arms, grabbing everything marked 50 cents. Cardboard signs directing drivers to the sale are seen for years after.

1. I answered the door and there was Judy from down the street. "Our street is having a multi-family yard sale, would you like to chip in for a newspaper ad?" said, Judy.
2. I bought my mattress at a yard sale and sprayed it with disinfectant.

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YARD GOAT

TRUCK USED TO MOVE SEMI TRAILERS AROUND A WAREHOUSE. USUALLY NOT STREET LEGAL.

HAVE THE YARD GOAT GO GRAB MY TRAILER! LET THE YARD GOAT BACK THE TRAILER IN..

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Stomp the Yard

A phrase used in Foursquare to describe the act of "stomping" the ball with your foot after the ball has hit the square resulting in the elimination of the receiver of the yard stomp.

Stomping the yard is the same thing as "snaking", except your foot is used as opposed to your hand.

Ahhh man can he really Stomp the Yard!

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Stomp The yard

While performing anal sex, doggy style, you swing your leg over the shoulder and back of the person getting rammed and commence to stomping on the face. This can be one long solid stomp or many short stomps. Make it yours, see what works for you and have fun with it. This move can be performed with any gender or animal combination you can conjure up. You might want to stretch first

I went to the IHOP and stomp the yard last night. IT WAS AMAZING!

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Yard Sale

A phrase used to describe an especially fun event, such as parties, dances, or general merrymaking.

Jim: Dude, last night was a total yard sale. I've never had that much in my entire life.

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yard sale

An alibi often used to explain the origin of petty contraband. Often works because it is nearly impossible to disprove, plausible, and usually absolves the owner of guilt.

Officer: Son, mind explaining where you got those milk crates with 'Property of Milk Company' written on them?
Dude: Yard sale.
Officer: Dammit.

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Yard sausage

Fecal matter that has the audacity to lay in the yard and look like sausage.

Wow, Fido dropped a huge yard sausage out back!

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