do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

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you haven't lived until you...

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.

You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.

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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I've read many of these "urban definitions" of the "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" phrase, and while most make sense, it's my experience that these individual metaphors are too specific. The OG definition is: Fuck you; a personal assault on the individual persona: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on", extending that assault to any and everything associated with that individual.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"

"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

1) a response to an expceptionally stupid remark
2) an elevated form of fuck you, usually used when someone continues to ride you in a conversation.

You're stupid
fuck you
if you did it my way it wouldn't screwed up
fuck you and the horse you rode in on

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screw you and the horse you rode in on

a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.

You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!

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what you get when you mix blue and yellow

green, funkyfunk, funkeefunkee, HERBal tea, dat primary concoction,

"what you get when you mix blue and yellow?"
"dat supa green"
"don't forget the red hairs"

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once you go black you never go back

This means once you date a black man or women you never go back to dating other races.

Rebecca: I never knew betty was into black guys like that
Sam: After that one night stand with the black guy across the street shes never been the same
Rebecca: What happened?
Sam: She dates black guys only
Rebecca:Damnn
Sam: once you go black you never go back

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