you did a melvin

In the years leading up to 2022, Melvin Capital made bets against key stocks within the USA stock market, after retail investors noticed inconsistencies with the stock, specifically the huge short position that Hedge Funds (including Melvin Capital) had accrued. Retail traders realized that these positions would at some stage need to be bought back so they independently decided to buy up the stock.

Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.

The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.

Jeez Kenny - you did a melvin on that trade huh?

But did you die?

A reply often said by parents when your complaining about some pain you have

Boy: " mom, my foot hurts"
Mom: "but did you die?"
Boy: "no.. bu-"
Mom: "-but did you die?"
Boy: "no.."

How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

Did you know?

This means whatever you’re about to say is a useless fact that no one will ever need to know.

“Did you know? clouds weigh millions of tones!”
“Kill yourself.”

DID YOU KNOW

This blonde british dude fights god lmao

DID YOU KNOW THAT ACCORDING TO THE XENOBLADE LORE

Did you pay yir bill?

An expression commonly used as a last resort in trying to determine the cause of a problem. May also be screamed extremely loudly, from a moving vehicle, out of a partially opened window.

Person A: "Yeah, I canny figure it oot. I have tried everything."
Person B: "Did you pay yir bill?"
Person A (inside a moving car): "DID YOU PAY YIR BILL !?!?!?"