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Did you know Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car
Did you know Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car
A car that is intended to be used in races, usually has modifications like larger engine, turbos, superchargers and no air conditioning.
Gomez thinks he has a race car, but he really has a car with a broken down air conditioner.
Someone who came be alone with they’re thoughts and when they get in car they automatically have to call someone to talk
*phone rings* you must need a car buddy that’s why you called me, yep
Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!
When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.
Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.