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guys you don't know but you notice because there
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wesley : )
wow! look at that school of sexy fish over there!
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ice fishing in July
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
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To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.
In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!
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A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.
Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel
Complimenting another person, just in anticipation that they will, in turn, compliment you.
Compliment Fishing:
Aww, you're so pretty!
Thanks! So are you!
*Yes!*
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An illness derived from the act of sleeping with many skanky women, where the penis begins to smell of fish.
Alan had a great time at the party but woke up next to a stripper and soon discovered he had a fish sausage supper
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When a male rubs his genitals with his hands and attempts to touch other people to spread the putrid smell. The smell is often compared to dead fish.
Boy sticks his hand down his pants, rubs his genitals and then runs around the house trying to touch people with it, screaming "Fish Hands!" in the process.
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