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v; to joke around or kid with someone
"you've gotta be joshing me"
or
"my dude, i'm just joshing with you"
josh : *being an idiot*
hannah : josh stop joshing!
josh : *continues bc its josh*
He is the sweetest person in the world, a caring guy who always get your back, has the cutest smile, smarter than you think, but sometimes he’s so quiet that always makes you confused, but from all of these.. He is mine!
A Josh savage is the best boyfriend ever. I’m so lucky to have Josh Savage!
An absolute GIGA-CHAD, he can get whatever women he wants, and he can become a tank at any time.
Emily: Hey
Josh G: STFU BETA PIECE OF SHIT
Emily: *DIES
A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.
Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?
Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?
Ben: yes he’s such a stud.
Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.
Uses the snorkel dance to rizz up fatties and his favourite place is the red lion in benidorm seein his shmukums stiky viky
Did you hear about that josh watts fella, ye he danced his way on to the end of -3 enoras toung
Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.