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a pink bag of mush, that holds knowledge
your brain should know this already
brain:something you clearly dont have a brain if your searching up brain
jack:yo how do you write russia
thomas: R U S S I A
jack: thanks! man
thomas:*whispers* u need to get a brain
A shortened form of "Braindead," commonly used when something braindead happens, or someone is being braindead.
Friend 1: *does something retarded*
Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up you are so brain!"
Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants
Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*
Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"
Person: *starts doing some work*
Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"
Person: *takes brain out of skull*
Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"