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some one who wants to fuck someone all the time and is friends with many
Kate- "Hey chris,"
Chris- "hey wanna fuck"
They fuk
A fellow friend of the "Juan" species. Their common enemy is the "Sebastian" species. Chris are pretty funny, and like memes and Nintendo. They'll cheer you up when you're sad, and they're honest. But they do ghost you sometimes, oh well, it doesn't matter. All in all, Chris is a really good friend that you can trust.
Yo dude! Check out this sick meme Chris just posted!
A fucking perv who loves little girls and can’t wait to go to pre school to see the little kids
God damn chris stay away she’s only 4
So Chris.. i think it's an awesome, kind, smart person u can't stoo thinking about. When i met him i was like no but when u know him bettet u will see he's everything u will need in ur life
I was in love with Chris..
But he can throw u like a trash.
Hey is that Chris?
Ofcourse he is mine!
Chris is the greatest of all time he will be there to soport every decision you make he will stick up for you no matter what and will always love you. He says your the one that got away but it’s okay because if you never became friends with him you would probably be to lonley to live he knows everything about you and you know everything about him. He’s your rock and at the thought of losing him you will be devastated. He’s amazing at basketball and baseball and he’s always right. You can tell him everything he knows the worst things that have happened to you and he excepts it he is truly amazing. And every time you say goodbye he says he loves you and makes you say it back sometimes he can be a dick but it’s okay because you love him
Chris is a dick but I love him
Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris