DADS

Day
After
Drinking
Shits

I woke up this morning with a major case of the DADS

DAD

the one who says he will get milk and never and never does who knows? maybe he got an Iphone and became rich or was doomed to mine bitcoin for the rest of his life who knows?

help my dad has been gone for 20 years please find him!

dad

the one who always says the will get milk from the store but never came back to prevent that order milk instead

my dad has been gone for 3 years please help!

dad

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money

hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago

dad

gone

dad is dead

Dad

The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"

"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"

dad

A special species of human that goes to get the milk

whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk