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1. The condition that results when one simply cannot get up from the sitting position regardless how many chores need to be completed.
2. Someone prone to extreme amounts of lounging.
1. Oh my God, I have so much to do by 3 o'clock, but I have total stuck-ass. I guess I'll do it tomorrow.
2. Don't ask Mark to do it, he's a stuck-ass.
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The uncomfortable sensation in the tail bone that has similarities to the pain caused by sitting on a bike seat for long periods of time.
Richie had a bad case of bike ass in the middle of class, though he has not rode a bike in a year or two.
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Canopy ass happens when your ass hair grows so long that it locks together causing you to not be able to take a shit
That girl has such a bad case of canopy ass that she needs to shave her ass with a weed wacker to clear it up.
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a gnome that resides inside of someones ass
there is an ass gnome
in my ass
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Derived from "Fuck You" also "You're An Asshole"
When some one says something insulting to you, you say "Ass You" instead of saying more then you have to.
Man 1: "Dude you are some kind of ugly."
Man 2: "Ass You, Okay?, Ass You"
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A person with a huge ass. Like 90% ass.
She is such an ass bug. Like damnnn
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A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.
"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"
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