having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.
It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock
“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”
A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish
The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.
The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.
John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.
When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
A smooth-brained individual who fucks everything up on a consistent level.
Get a load of this fuckin' banana Roofer.