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Easter eggs filled with baby powder to throw at people on holidays
powder egg bombs make great pranks
An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it
I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie
A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.
A clout egg is an icon. Clout eggs are cool beings that will make your life so much better.
Person: “omg look at that Clout Egg I look up to it it is my god”
Person 2: “omg I heard that if you shove an egg up it’s ass it will come out hard boiled”
Clout egg: “follow me on Instagram @meurfavegghead ”
Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
You dizzy blud ? Manz like you ona soft boil ting, you dippy dippy egg man!
a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?