doughnut holing

A deviant homosexual practice involving at least one enormously fat man in which the fat man's partner inserts his penis into the cavernous belly button of the fat man and has sex until ejaculation. If the partener elects not to lick the semen from the belly button, the fat man now has a "glazed doughnut hole" which he can share with others.

Hey Kev, I'm going down to the buffet to see if I find a fat fuck for a little doughnut holing, you interested in cleaning up the glaze?

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Fire in the hole

When you take a large shit and then your butt hole burns as you wipe and shit more.

Bob: Hey why you walking like that?
Jimmy: I just had fire in the hole

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Bolt-Hole

Colloquially referred to as diarrhea.

ewwww bolt-hole

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drain hole

Another term for the anus, Rusty sheriff's badge.

Man i've got an itchy drain hole.

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Ask-Hole

Someone who asks for your advice, but never uses it; like an asshole, but instead "ask" hole.

Ask-Hole: Hey Merissa, do you think I should wear the mini skirt, the leggings, or the hoochie shorts?

Merissa: Definitely the hoochie shorts! They make you look PHAT.

Ask-Hole: Ehh I think I'll wear the mini skirt it accentuates my cooka.

Merissa: You're such an Ask-Hole!

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shit-hole

What bigoted world leaders say when they want to describe countries and people who are sub-par.

News Reporter: Mr. World Leader, what countries should we allow immigration to our country to be expedited?

World Leader: As long as the immigrant doesn't come from a "shit-hole" country, I say "bring'em in."

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Nass Hole

A NASty ASS Hole. That has not been wiped/washed after taking a crap.

Dude 1#- awwh man I went camping and had a Nass Hole till I got home!

Dude 2#- Next time bring wipes.

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