Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.
Just remember it.
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
angry *ss kid that thinks that they are funny but in reality his comedy is UNfunny. Assaults childs and laughs with other child then to realise that the other child isnt laughing, then assaults kid again to try to be relevant and funny, doesnt work, he is stuck in this constent loop. remember, if somebody isnt funny, you dont have to laugh.
Kid: Hey Jake tell a joke
Jake: Hehe, bomb goes off and kills childs, LOOLLLL
Kid: ....ha
Jake: kill all furries
Kid: not funny Jake, didnt laugh
Loop repeates it self
I dont want to be a Jake Deveau
A huge Flaming fag who loves cock in his mouth. Also loves making mom jokes.
Everyone in San Fransico is a Jake Brotis
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The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.
The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
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A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)
Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald
A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her
Don’t be a Jake Wallace for the love of god