Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle
He's a jalapeño dad.
A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore
Rich Dad Whore
Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather
You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!
Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?
A man who leaves his son and wife behind in Australia and moves to Canada
Australian Kid - “My dad left to Canada”
Another Kid - “So your dad pulled a Codey’s dad?”
The act of getting lost on a walk, hike, car ride, etc and refusing to use GPS, most commonly used by dads with too much pride.
DAD WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR AN HOUR! Don't dad it and use your GPS.