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Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.
I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.
A game in which you fight and the first person to get there nuts in the others face wins.
Chris and Dave were playing nuts to the face and while chris was pinned, Daves sweaty nuts were dropped on his face.
Noun.
When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.
An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.
When you have unprotected sex with a girl and she starts her period a couple of days after
Yeah man, I totally forgot to pull out the other night. Fortunately she just started her period, so I had a lucky nut