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Maurice the pet Rat, or just Maurice, is an aggessive pet rat. But Maurice is different from other pet rats. He can stand on both his rat legs and he wear the same thing as the grim reaper. His eyes are sharp and protrude from his eyes, looking like he's staring right into your soul. His fur is grey.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
Person 1: watch out, Maurice is there!
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
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HARU PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STUPID BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN WHERE ARE THEYY
"yo you're local rat just said something cringe"
"Fr"
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When you hit a dead end and have to finally face your problems more head on.
- Dude why did Rachel become an alcoholic?
- Classic cornered rat effect
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A)Former Republican and conservative president of the United States. The first president to invade Iraq in the early 1990s. Failed in his attempt to capture the incarnation of evil, Geaorge W. Bush. (I mean Saddam Hussein).
B)Some really strange rodent I saw in a zoo once
A)See george w bush
B)See george w bush
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A store in SoHo that steals your credit info and makes a fake card. These people are thieves and I dont trust them
American Express: Hi________ it seems that someone has been trying to make charges on your card
Person 1: Really? Oh ok.
Person 2: It must have been those people at the store!
Person 1: Yellow Rat Bastard? OH YEAH!! The guy scanned my card onto this weird thing.
Person 2: *does google search* Yup they're thieves.
American Express: We're going to have to cancel your card.
Person 1: *sigh* Ok.
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biggest naked mole rat ive seen in a while!
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