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Investing advice based on no fundamental or technical analysis.
Trust me bro guy: This play is done. The street is gonna run ticker XYZ to $$$. Shorts gonna get vap-o-rized.
Me: Why, exactly?
Trust me bro guy: ...
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chill lax bro, with serious flow. very cool about everything and has close relations to Floseidon (God of all flow).
brianna: shit, my cats on fire
vannie: dude con bro chill
brianna: yeah, lets get some lunch
vannie: ok
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-to put your guy friends above female friends and even your girlfriend. This means; No ditching, flaking, snitching, or trying to steal his girlfriend.
Guy - Dude, are you coming to the game with us?
Other Guy - I can't, I'm taking my girlfriend shopping
Guy - Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Ok, I'll call her and cancel
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Guy - I was completely wasted last night and cheated on my girlfriend
Other Guy - Dude, not cool. I'm gonna tell her
Guy - C'mon, Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Or I won't tell her
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Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.
John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.
Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
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An annoying girl who thinks that because she plays beer pong and likes hockey that she is fun to be around when in reality she is just obnoxious. She is incapable of having relationships with other females, which is "totally their fault," not hers. The bro-chick is pretty much a prudish ice queen that has never had an orgasm. It is unlikely that you will fuck a bro-chick unless it is known that your less attractive friend wants to fuck her, then she will fuck you only to screw everything up between everyone. Then she will move on to the next group of best guy friends to suck the life out of. Lastly, she also likes Journey.
Bro: Stephanie is picking up a 30 pack of Keys.
Chad: That bro-chick is coming over again?
Bro: Yeah, she is so cool.
Chad: You better fuck her this time.
Bro: It's not like that...
Chad: You're both fucking worthless.
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A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:
All of the Jonas Brothers' albums
Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them
and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.
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A phrase posed as a questions by one bro to another bro to determine sarcastically or seriously question another bros sexuality. This statement may also be used as a pejorative statement to question another bros level of masculinity in a situation.
Ex. Bro (1.) "Yo bro! Go ask that bench on a date bro!" Bro (2). replies "no". Bro (1.) "You gay bro? You're not gay are you bro!?"
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