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When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.
“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”
Russian jet pilots know: If you hear him, its too late. If you see him, you're long dead. Now you are no.7
Russion pilot 1: "Hey Anatoli, you hear jet engine exhaust by any chance?"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....
Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"
Vsco ghost is just an invisible vsco girl. Usually has their carmex with them.
Instead of “sksksk” they make a noise more like “skuh skuh skuh”
Girl 1: omg that carmex just moved!
Girl 2: it must be a vsco ghost!!
*just then the girls hear the ghost say “skuh skuh skuh”*
A pro-LGBT rights activist Minecraft anarchy group.
Person 1: "Dude did you see those ghost mafia disciples?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, they really do be supporting the gays huh"
When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.
Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.
1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.
2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.
Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"
Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."