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bestest friend in the whole entire universe

KATIE HUH

oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????

by every human to ever exist April 22, 2024


The Hottest Scene In The Universe

When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.

The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 17, 2019


The best man in the universe

Christopher Bangchan

Christopher Bangchan, quite literally the best man in the universe!!

by Mickey!! March 29, 2023

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#1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe

Abby

Abby is my #1 superduperduperestduper * quadrillion buddy in the whole universe

by DERPEEDERP November 2, 2022


The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.

Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."

by BlkFlg August 10, 2024


universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.

Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.

by 360blazeit March 25, 2024


Fordham University

Lincoln center: A mid university for those who were rejected from NYU, Columbia, and Barnard but still willing to pay 80k a year. “The CITY is my campus”

Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there

I go to Fordham University Lincoln center
So you also got rejected from NYU?

I go to Fordham University Rose hill

So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?

by Anonymous ram November 20, 2022