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Discretely shitting during sex then, without warning, shoving the turd into your partners ass.
Dude i pulled a Chris Gros on Samantha last night!
Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"
Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"
Talking head and functional know it all.
Hey mate your acting like a true Chris Robilliard! I just took a a massive CB! This food tastes like Chris Robilliard!
Digging a hole, knowing you've already gone too deep but you keep digging because to stop would draw attention to your complete lack of knowledge, bad decisions and general failings.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.
Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
Having a Bryant - When you are in over your head, but you keep digging while pretending you know what you doing.
Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "
Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.
Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...
Actor and Usually a potheads always productive gangster and a gentleman
This nigga Chris Pine brazy
Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.
bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?
bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...