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From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch
Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool
1 A bad ass chick with a great loving heart. 2 Her eyes work as well as medusa, only you will fall in love and you cant escape. 3 She has a personality that is one of a kind. 4 Lie to her at all and you loose all trust. 5 Lover of nature. 6 She isn't afraid to get down and dirty with the wolves.
person 1: Who is that?
person 2: That's Shaila Marie.
person 1: Do you think i have a chance with her?
person 2: Hell nah. She for the Gods!
Don’t let yourself be put off by the unholy number of letters in her name. Marie-Philippine is an amazing person! You will be impressed by her numerous skills such as playing the harp, singing, writers amazing literature essays... Her kindness and charisma make her one of the most trustworthy friends you could ever ask for, although I don’t recommend asking her to take care of your children, especially if they’re uneducated jerks.
Marie-Philippine’s natural habitat is a twenty one pilots concert
Virginie = I’m sure Marie-Philippine will save the world someday
Mary is the hottest person ik. She makes me smile when I am sad. She has the best personality out of everybody in the room. Not to mention she is super thick.
That girl is a Mary Tingle, she makes me super happy.
A name that sounds like marijuana, ideal for saving your dealers number without looking bait.
Joe: Who's Mary Warner? She's just text you
Phil: My dealer