Guy 1: hey do u wanna go see some pigs?
Guy 2: sorry Sheffield United only play on sundays.
a person who indulges in activities and blatantantly lies, saying that they never have, these activites are the infasturcture of there embrassing lives.
i dont use magic, i dont know what the chakras are, i dont worship the devil, i dont look up children on my android phone.... when asked do they, a pig would say no, although these are the infastructure of the embrassng pathetic lives.
The people that protect you from the threat of black teenagers that are tryintrying to commit the horrible crime of existing.
Synonyms: police officer, cop
"Yo bro look at that fat pig over there!"
"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."
OHHHH
Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."