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The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.
Example 1:
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
a gnome that resides inside of someones ass
there is an ass gnome
in my ass
Derived from "Fuck You" also "You're An Asshole"
When some one says something insulting to you, you say "Ass You" instead of saying more then you have to.
Man 1: "Dude you are some kind of ugly."
Man 2: "Ass You, Okay?, Ass You"
A person with a huge ass. Like 90% ass.
She is such an ass bug. Like damnnn
A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.
"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"
When something is so good its the equivilant of bangin some ass.
This piece of grilled chicken really bangs ass.