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skinny jeans boner

The worst thing to happen in the middle of math class

“Dam today I was so embarrassed in math I had a skinny jeans boner

by Stakki December 27, 2017


Horny Boner Sock

A sock sometimes used by African American males for cooming in Public, in School, or while on the bus.
Sometimes used for assault, or as a pretext to assault.

Commonly abbreviated with "HBS"

Daym jamal ay-o dis feel so good wen I coom in my Horny Boner Sock.

Fug jamal gawt so mad at dat nigga dat he slap heym widt his Horny Boner Sock lamo.

by BuckBreakerSneedFeeder October 09, 2021


bus stop boner

A creepy old perv at a school bus stop with a boner.

Morgan got kicked off of Facebook again for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.

by 12HANNAH21 June 23, 2023


bus stop boner

An old perv standing at a school bus stop with a boner.

Morgan got banned from Facebook for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.

by 12HANNAH21 June 23, 2023


pillow fight boner

a weird boner that occurs during a pillowfight, can also occur when engaging in an aggressive non sexual activity.

the supor has a wicked pillow fight boner over that guy

by snaxct July 25, 2014


Dizzy Boner Syndrome

When you get so turned on by a dude's piece that it causes you to faint.

What happened to Jose? "Oh he's okay, he just has dizzy boner syndrome."

by BigDaddyBarbos February 18, 2022


Old school boner

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily

Just driving along with an old school boner

by Mel&TimTam June 08, 2016