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David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!
I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.
David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"
David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic
King DAVID HERMAN is a Proud powerful ancient God From the Land of Egypt who has been resting for a long long time.
But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.
"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."
A beverage that consists of 3 parts vodka 1 part kombucha
Much like an Arnold Palmer
"I was hangin with that hippie chick in her buss drinkin David Myhres and ended up running naked in the sand dunes"
"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"
When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.