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R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.
1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!
It's my dick in a box!
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When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.
Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.
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They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!
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"Man, Maria, you hoochy mamma!!....you're such a dick bender. You sprained my dick for the 5th time this week. You keep this up, and I'll be able to pee around corners."
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A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.
Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!
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Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.
Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!
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An exclamation--said very quickly--that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of dickery.
Professor: Yeah, so we're gonna have to go until five today.
You: Don't be a dick!
Professor: See me after class.
You: Donbeadik!!
Professor: OK, go home now.
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 71 days)
You: Don't be a dick!
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 4min, 15sec)
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