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A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something
Person one: Hey will you go out with me?
Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
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You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort
Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs
“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon
DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
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Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass
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Being a Tiffany or someone beautiful
Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl
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The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th
Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!
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You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.
Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...
You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
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The 12th of may is!
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
Mom…
Yes sweetie
Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day
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