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The Facebook art or practice of eliminating toxicity on your friends list and news feed while keeping the most uplifting friends and positive posts to show up.
"Hey, why aren't you Facebook friends with Julio anymore?"
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."
"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."
"Yes. I know."
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When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.
See facebook friend snare
I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.
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You score a facebook hat-trick when you write down "what are you thinking/doing?" box, then click "i like" and then comment on that what you liked and wrote about it...
when someone reaches that he or she should very proud of him/herself as if they scored acctual hat-trick...
"Hey you saw what a dusche bag Tomy is?"
"no, what he did?"
"he scored his fifth facebook hat-trick today!!!"
"wow, someone has his ego boost today!"
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A) someone who is always on facebook and joins every group their is and has over 1000 friends
B) someone who always talks about facebook or what they saw on facebook
I always see him on facebook he is a facebook all-star
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Those girls on Facebook who have at least 20 or more "likes" and comments on almost all of their profile pictures.
Girls who post ridiculously unnecessary status updates just to see how many "likes" they can get from guys.
Those girls who you've never met personally but know who they are from Facebook.
A girl who has at least 70 or more profile pictures and adds a new one about once a week.
Guy: Hey man, do you know Jackie? She liked a couple of my pictures.
Other Guy: Dude, she's just a Facebook Phenom girl, good luck.
Girl: My ex-boyfriend liked Suzy's picture and she liked his back, I'm so worried!
Other Girl: Are you kidding me? She's just one of those Facebook phenom girls, you have nothing to worry about.
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When a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, I meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an Apache Indian to appear attractive over the interwebs.
That girl's profile pic was sexy, but, when I met at that party last night, she was hella' hit. She's a total Facebook Fake-Out.
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When you wish Happy Birthday to someone by copying what someone else (who you don't know) has posted on your friends wall. Ideally, this will be some inside joke that you know nothing about, be slightly personal and a little bit weird.
Facebook Birthday Bombing is doing this to a girl/boy you kind of know, don't really know what she's up to and don't intend to see anytime soon...
"Happy Birthday Babes!!! WONDERFUL to see you last week, hopefully this weekend at Ollie's will be megabants!!! xoxoxoxox P.s. Ibiza 2k8. Always remember it!!"
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