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An Erect Penis, Hard on, Stiffy or a Brick Emoji
Chid : Yooo bro you got a thumbs up from below
Bom: nah bro im jus packin
Chid : Bom has a thumbs up from below
When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter
noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment
noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch
alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money
random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....
the best character in omori, also one of the most underrated characters. mari is a caring, mother like character who is always there for her friends. omocat refers her as ‘the glue that holds the group together’ she may seem perfect from the outside but inside is a perfectionist, mari feels the need to be perfect all of the time.
imo mari is underrated because she is always the last to sell out and she’s never anyone’s favourite character. mari is sooo underrated and needs more love
person 1: hey whose your favourite character, like favourite character of all time?
person 2: mine is madoka kaname, i love her so much!! how about you?
person 1: mari from omori, the best character to have ever existed
Dark. Edgy. Brutal and cruel. Will freeze the sun and cover the earth in darkness. Lock your doors. Turn around. He is behind you.
But he's also very sweet and cool and amazing if you get to know him.
Vincent From France is so amazing but scary too, watch out.
She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩
Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.
The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?
Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.
If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!