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Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef

I gave a girl a happy weed Friday

by May 14, 2024


Happy Hour Finger

{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.

Similar to lunch finger.

Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!

Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.

Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.

Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.

by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011


Happy Hitler

When you threaten to commit the second Holocaust to a certain minority.

“I fucking hate these niggers all they do is camp they probably aren’t ready when I Happy Hitler them”

by Sawyer is a whitescarver April 8, 2021


Happy Realization

- a cognitive response, typically by someone of low IQ, of which realizes the simplicity of a seemingly complicated matter.

"After many attempts at screwing in a light bulb, I then realized the correct way to screw in said light bulb was to the right". It is in this moment I am experiencing what is called, "Happy Realization".

by Dave From Work November 11, 2022


soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016


whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.

A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."

by gnome is better October 20, 2023


happiness noises

Sounds one makes when extremely excited and or happy. Originated from a meme.

Person one: Yo, dude, I just asked her out!
Person two: What'd she say?
Person one: She said yes!! *Happiness noises*

by Lilac_Reed August 16, 2021