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The event in time in which one person is unintentionally ignored by another, whom is in a state of great concentration towards there smart phone.
Sorry man I was having a smart phone moment. What did you say?
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When a middle-age, very white man accidentally exposes his belly between his shirt and pants.
(while climbing a ladder in mixed company) "Oh, pardon me. I'm having a Pete Townshend moment."
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A defining moment when you realize the gods are aligned against you in pursuit of a goal...That and the realization that your handlers/advisors are either stupid or covertly sabotaging you.In either case they should all be fired.
ANCHORMAN:"Subsequent candidates looking to challenge SENATOR CLINTON have all suffered a PAGE 10 MOMENT. Leaving her little choice but to polish her acceptance speech."
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where your brain stops functioning for a split second. in its early stages this may only happen once or twice a week but as it starts to spread through your body these "allie moments" start to become more frequent until nearly all brain waves are intercepted or damaged. no cure has been found yet but the AMS Research Group are doing all they can to find it.
Person 1: Bye
Person 2: See you later ab........bie
Person 1: Why did you pause?
Person 2: My doctor thinks i have Allie Moment Syndrome
Person 1: I'm really sorry to hear that
Person 2: You might wanna get tested
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A Matt moment is described as a situation in which a person goes to do something incredibly simple and either messes it up horrendously or forgets what they were doing entirely and usually looks idiotic in the process.
The term matt moment was created in February 2021
Matt - "Aw fuck, I forgot how to speak"
Twitch chat - "Matt moment"
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...*crickets*...
I don't know,.. I'm sorry...
it's 4:21AM, and I'm hungry and alone.. :c
.....talk to me D'=! ...
TALK TO MEE D'x ...
*bangs on computer screen*, PLEASE TALK TO ME, D''=
At least throw me something eatable.. DX<
*sneeze* >_>, WWowwoww... "WHATCHA CALL MEH?! D:<?!!?!" ..*akward moment..*
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Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.
"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.
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