Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.
“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”
“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”
When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants
Mommmm I have crusty pants again
Ante Pante is a dangerous breed of homo sapien who will throw themselves on the ground and flop around like a fish.
RUN ITS A ANTE PANTE
Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!
Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.
I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.
A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia
I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.