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musical bags

Like musical chairs, but with bags on a girls chin, when the music stops , bags go in the mouth.

Let's play musical bags , it's a fun adult game

by 141974 September 24, 2017


yee-haw music

Derogatory term for modern (21st-century) country music.

I don't get why yee-haw music performers like Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean are so popular these days. We need rock music back!

by TJSlipperman August 15, 2023


Schizo Music

A random assortment of noises/ sounds. These noises usually make you suicidal, and under intense circumstances, could give you permanent brain damage.

Hey did you hear jack404frog48114's latest drop on soundcloud? Shit gave me a stroke and I was in the hospital for 3 months. My friend heard it and he instantly killed himself like it was a fight or flight reaction. Shits crazy dog. Do Not Recommend.

Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.

by Just_That_Kid_Down_The_Road July 29, 2023


Wizard Music

A very funny cards against humanity card.

A gateway to arson: Wizard Music

by The Big Toast January 12, 2022


Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022


Classical Music

A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."

Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."

Person 2: "Talk about, dude."

by and1446 April 20, 2021


Classical Music

Claire

Hey bro what the definition of classical music?
CLAIRE!

by fgrtrth June 2, 2021