jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

blowing my bubble

When someone hypes you up just to knock you down. Just like how you blow a bubble up till it pops or you are unable to blow anymore and it deflates. Cause a bubble never lasts forever

Guy: hey my bosa said ive been doing really well think I'm gonna get a raise or do you think he was just blowing my bubble

Guy 2: nah bro he's just blowing your bubble

Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.

Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.

blow-bye

Da "inefficient" and "resource-wasting" female-on-male equivalent of da classic "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" male-on-female "casual quickie"; it involves da gal's merely getting da guy off with her mouth and then unceremoniously leaving, rather than staying around "after da fun is over" to share conversation and see if maybe a long-term romance might be possible.

I suppose dat "non-romantic" fellatio might indeed have its place on certain occasions (like if a cash-strapped gal needs to "purchase" a guy's one-time emergency-assistance), but dat's definitely not for me... I always make sure to get to know a chick at least a little bit and see if we :"click" before I ask her for oral sex, so dat hopefully there will be more "action" between us than just a blow-bye.

Vagina Air Blow

A similar sound to the Queff.

When her vagina air blowed it sounded like a jack hammer, and that's how Jack hammered her.

blow a chunk

when u have to drop the most intense massive turd of the century.

i am a bout to blow a chunk in that bathroom

Blow Darting

When a woman puts a toothpick in her mouth and blows it down the tube of a mans penis.

Man1:Are ya brave?
Man2:Yeah
Man1:Have you been blow darted?
Man2:I'm brave but not THAT brave
Man1:Yout should try Blow Darting