Peanut butter piggy

When you put peanut butter on your hog (fat dick) and let someone or something suck the peanut butter off.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a peanut butter piggy last night

making the devils butter

see masturbation

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE DEVILS BUTTER!!
(credit to redfapper via imgur)

Undercover truffle butter

The combination of fecal matter and semen that accumulates under your foreskin after unprotected anal sex

"Dude I had sex last night and have all this shit under my dick skin"
"Oh yeah man, that's undercover truffle butter. You gotta wrap it up or make him shit first"

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butters my owl

Origin: Sort of like the phrase "That butters my bread", but combined with "That’s a hoot"(or a laugh)
Meaning: something that makes you happy or joyful

That was a funny joke. That butters my owl.

raspberry nutter butter

When you hike a 14er and are on your period and you’re quite gassy and you shart a little bit mixed with your period blood and all that sweaty moistness mixed together the pad you pull off is a raspberry nutter butter

When I got to the trailhead I slapped my raspberry nutter butter in some dudes windshield.

I was mortified when I saw my crushes dog running through camp carrying my raspberry nutter butter.

Peanut butter packer

It is a male Homosexual slur

Jimmy and deshaun seem like they're both peanut butter packers.

peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?

"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."