Poop Troll

A lumpy, impish creature that watches you while you poop with its angry frown. Known to make quite akward, if eye contact is made, uncontrollable shitting will follow until contact is broken by the troll.

"Dude!! You were in there forever!!!"

"I know... the Poop Troll got me"

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poop shoot

an area good for fuckin'

Ima gonna get me some poop shoot

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Poop Spamming

To write poop over and over again in a chat or email to annoy friends.

Rokr23: Duuude what was tonight's hw?
DvaGina: POOOOOOP POOOOOOP PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Rokr23: Stop poop spamming me!!!

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poop dick

its a fiestive frozen treat in japanese
oragami parties

would you like to suck on a poop dick?

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poop jawn

A "Poop jawn" is a combination of the Pennsylvania slang "poop" and "jawn". "Poop" orginated in Pittsburgh, likely due to the "poopy" nature of the city. "Jawn" on the otherhand was a product of Philadelphia, mostly as word that replaces the name of almost anything and everything. Thus, when used together, a "poop jawn" is anything that can be considered "poopy". Also, you can create a poop jawn straw man, meaning someone or something can embody the qualities of a "poop jawn" metaphorically.

My n*gga you smoke poop jawns
Y u look like a poop jawn doe

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poop hammock

when your butthole hairs are so long and thick that it catches your dropplings

smooth butthole connoisseur: “yo you got a nice poop hammock going on down there”

poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”

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goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.

Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.

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