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That sad ass feeling you get when leaving Disney land.
Girl A: I’m single but I feel like a princess in Disney… I’m getting post Disney depression.
Girl B: Yeah.. back to reality. I gotta go back to the strip club to find my prince horning.
July 1st... Nobody posts anything on social media for an entire day
Bro you ready for No Posting Day?
A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
A humble brag on social media.
That influencer just boast post’ed about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.
That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.
Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.
PPS - Post Pump Syndrome, similair to PNS, is the state in which a person starts to lose testosterone and blood flow to the muscles after physical activity, generally after lifting weight. The individual may experience a lack of self esteem, sudden but short spurts of depression, and possibly a feeling of mild body dysmorphia.
“I’ve only just finished working out and i’m getting Post-Pump-Syndrome already.”