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When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA
Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
A mixed drink consisting of two shots of vodka, a good helping of Redbull (or Redbull substitute), and a splash of OJ.
Hey, let me get a 9/11 special!
When you get a blow job whilst going upstairs on your Stannah Chairlift
Definition: “I got a banging Stannah Special from Mable on my way upstairs the other day…”
A carbon molecule that bonded with another carbon, without any unshared electrons. It has a 4 bonds or 2 double bonds.
Teacher: what the hell are you making?
Student: C2 special
Teacher: that defies the laws of logic!
A week later the student gets a noble peace prize for making the impossible and the teacher gets fired for not being smarter then his student
when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child
bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck
When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
Licking the asshole of a Middle Eastern chink while a Asian transgender rails your tight bunghole
My dad used The Sav special on me last night and now I can barley walk