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it's when someone inserts ground beef into their partner's crack topped with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and salsa, then eats it out.
"It's better than taco bell"
Phil: Yo I heard Cisco gave Laura an el Salvadorian Taco last night.
Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.
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When you smother your dick in bean dip, in an Indian headdress and have sex with a Mexican in a tent.
Cody: How was camping?
Kyle: It was awesome, I gave Miguel a Native American Taco!
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When a man is having a threesome with two women, one is on her period and the other has enormous breasts. The man is tittyfucking the big breasted one while she is eating out the one on her period. The man then ejaculates into the womans cleavage leaving a load of semen and the other woman rubs her vagina over her cleavage leaving chunky period blood. The man takes a huge shit in her cleavage and drops some armpit hair on top. This poor woman who has been given a Tampa Bay Taco will stink of shit, sweat, and menustral period for the next few days
Dave: Bro, what the fuck is that smell?
Pete: Oh it's Christine, me and Isabel gave that bitch a Tampa Bay Taco last night
Dave: What the fuck is that?!
Pete: Well I blew a load, shit and.....
Dave: That's disgusting, please stop
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When you take a taco bell chalupa and place it on a girls vagina. You then fuck it in to her. After you eat it out while she sucks on your dick licking the sauce off it
Dude last night went to taco bell and got a taco bell suprise
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licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole
Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!
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Word used as a separate thought from the main story, only to go back to the story later. Much like eating the main entre of a dish but suddenly your waiter brings a taco on a separate plate. You stop to eat the taco and later continue to finish the entre.
Dude, I sent my mom a potato in the mail with Happy Mothers Day on it and...oh side taco, I once tried to give a hobo money only to find out it was a trashcan. So yeah! She was excited about the potato. Ha!
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1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.
2. A mouth.
1:
Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?
Guy2: Its a face taco.
2:
Guy1: Shut your face toco.
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