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Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird

Texas is huge. That is why it is soooo weird,.....

That many fires can be started, from the southern part of Texas all the way up to the north, in one single day and just around 2 pm in the afternoon.

That these fires always started around and burnt houses in subdivisions, cities, and towns. Why not in the middle of nowhere, off the highways ????

That Texas was on fire on the most windy day? Someone can really pick a fine day for a fire.

That Texas had to be on fire right after Unions said they are totally loyal to Obama and made violent threats to the Conservatives?

That Obama grounded fire fighting airplanes and laid-off 60 pilots just 5 weeks before the fire?

That soon after the fire, Obama concluded that the fire was caused by Climate Change.

Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird, but it had to happen for George Soros and his puppet Obama, to show how hot it can be; it is global warming, of course.

by Welcometomyworld September 27, 2011

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help my room just set on fire

This is what is said if a room which you own combusts suddenly.

Help my room just set on fire!
Ok, I will call the fire department

by Aaaagdddgdghhhhj July 10, 2021


hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

by Tim Browne April 4, 2004

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The box you get for free when the streets is on fire

Ebonics for a television set, used by Foxy Love on Drawn Together

"Drawn Together is a show on the box you get for free when the streets is on fire"

by Brett T. December 2, 2006

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Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire

See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.

Man, it's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire out here!

by Cofer March 31, 2006

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if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

by dulce br June 24, 2009

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do you want to make fire after school

1. It is a sex expression.
2. Asking someone to make an actual fire with you or just making an actual fire by yourself.

1. "Hey Jason, do you want to make fire after school?"

by MyPenis.org March 21, 2017